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The Spoof : Mitt Romney Asked To Leave England

Posted by AbelRodz (#2024) 322 days ago (http://www.thespoof.com)

Mitt Romney Asked To Leave England And Go Back To Hee Haw, Massachusetts : LONDON Mitt Romney has just clearly demonstrated the art of sticking ones foot in ones mouthThe GOP presidential candidate figured that he would jump on the Olympics bandwagon and garner all kinds of free publicity for his political campaign.. VIEW STORY PAGE | OPEN LINK

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Olympic organisers delighted to reveal new definition for ‘under budget’

Posted by Imp (#4) 370 days ago (http://newsthump.com)

Culture secretary Jeremy Hunt has welcomed the Olympic organisers’ announcement that ‘under budget’ now means ‘spending four times more than originally quoted and 75% of all contingency funding’.

From an original budget of £2.4bn, organisers say that keeping just 25% of the £2bn contingency fund on top of the already spent £7.3bn actual cost is a ‘proper result’.
Financial Analyst at LOCOG, S.. VIEW STORY PAGE | OPEN LINK

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England players practised disappointed faces in training, reveals Hodgson

Posted by Imp (#4) 373 days ago (http://newsthump.com)

England manager Roy Hodgson has urged the Liverpool players amongst his 23-man squad not to recapture the form that they showed last season as England prepare to face France in their opening match at Euro 2012 later today.

With England’s starting eleven expected to feature Glen Johnson, Steven Gerrard and Stewart Downing, and with striker Andy Carroll on the bench as a non-impact substitute, H.. VIEW STORY PAGE | OPEN LINK

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Shock as public discovers that Olympic torch bearers quite like money

Posted by Imp (#4) 393 days ago (http://newsthump.com)

Sociologists are hailing a significant breakthrough in the understanding of human nature, after finding out that people carrying the Olympic torch also quite like having lots of money.

With torches listed on eBay for as much as £100,000, those lucky enough to have been given one to carry for 300 metres have said that a memories of their experience and a souvenir and is nice, but not quite as n.. VIEW STORY PAGE | OPEN LINK

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Olympic setback as Beckham blows out flame, makes wish

Posted by Imp (#4) 398 days ago (http://newsthump.com)

Plans to carry a burning stick through Britain for all the proles to gawp at faced a setback today, after David Beckham assumed it must be his birthday.

While the Olympic flame has been accidentally extinguished in the past, it’s the first time such an incident has been marked with excited clapping, and demands for jelly and ice-cream.
Surrounded by people who eat canapés for a living, amongs.. VIEW STORY PAGE | OPEN LINK

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Fans reported for animal cruelty after making chicken wear Blackburn Rovers shirt

Posted by Imp (#4) 406 days ago (http://newsthump.com)

Fans of Blackburn Rovers are facing charges of animal cruelty after forcing a chicken to endure the humiliation of wearing a Blackburn Rovers football shirt.

The Chicken was subjected to the ordeal during yesterday’s game against Wigan, in which Blackburn were relegated to the Championship.
The chicken was eventually rescued by an RSPCA officer, who took the distressed bird for counselling wi.. VIEW STORY PAGE | OPEN LINK

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