Surface-to-air missiles could be deployed at five sites across London to ensure that any devastation caused by airborne terrorist attacks don’t affect the Olympic games, only the surrounding areas inhabited by people that don’t have tickets.
Exercise Olympic Guardian is being held this week to see if it is possible to stop a plane falling out of the sky by blowing it back upwards.
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Katie Price’s divorce lawyer has reacted to the news of her latest engagement by pondering which leather trim would look best on the new Rolls Royce he will now definitely be buying later this year.Price announced her engagement to Argentinian model Leandro Penna, before insisting this one is for keeps, unlike all the other ones which were also for keeps.She told reporters, “I am in l.. VIEW STORY PAGE | OPEN LINK
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Bernie Ecclestone has succeeded in his objective to bring the people of Bahrain together – by uniting them in their shared indifference towards millionaire playboys in bright coloured helmets.
The Force India team was caught up in a protest as angry rioters failed to care in the slightest when their vehicle was almost hit by petrol bombs yesterday.
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After a 23 year-old man was sentenced to five years for raping a 19 year-old woman, various news outlets have begun pondering how it might affect the League One promotion run-in.
The man, who had previously been well-known for his predatory skills on the football pitch received the jail sentence as a result of his predatory skills off it.
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After London 2012 chairman Seb Coe unveiled a giant set of Olympic rings, made up of 20,000 flowers to mark the 100-day countdown to the opening ceremony, the UK public have begun their very own 115-day countdown to when it’s all over.
£9.3bn in UK public funding has been set aside to cover the cost of the Games, and government attempts to persuade the population that they should be beside the.. VIEW STORY PAGE | OPEN LINK
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