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MoD to stop hijacked planes crashing during the Olympics by firing missiles at them

Posted by Imp (#4) 412 days ago (http://newsthump.com)

Surface-to-air missiles could be deployed at five sites across London to ensure that any devastation caused by airborne terrorist attacks don’t affect the Olympic games, only the surrounding areas inhabited by people that don’t have tickets.
Exercise Olympic Guardian is being held this week to see if it is possible to stop a plane falling out of the sky by blowing it back upwards.
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Mitt Romney 2012

Posted by DailyPaul (#3656) 413 days ago (Editorial)

Vote Mitt: Because it makes sense to put someone that doesn't make sense in charge of the country without common sense... VIEW STORY PAGE | (Editorial)

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Katie Price divorce lawyer books Rolls Royce test drive

Posted by Imp (#4) 413 days ago (http://newsthump.com)

Katie Price’s divorce lawyer has reacted to the news of her latest engagement by pondering which leather trim would look best on the new Rolls Royce he will now definitely be buying later this year.Price announced her engagement to Argentinian model Leandro Penna, before insisting this one is for keeps, unlike all the other ones which were also for keeps.She told reporters, “I am in l.. VIEW STORY PAGE | OPEN LINK

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Bahrain unites in complete indifference towards millionaire racing drivers

Posted by Imp (#4) 422 days ago (http://newsthump.com)

Bernie Ecclestone has succeeded in his objective to bring the people of Bahrain together – by uniting them in their shared indifference towards millionaire playboys in bright coloured helmets.

The Force India team was caught up in a protest as angry rioters failed to care in the slightest when their vehicle was almost hit by petrol bombs yesterday.
One protestor confirmed, “We don’t deny that.. VIEW STORY PAGE | OPEN LINK

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Media confusing rape with football news

Posted by Imp (#4) 422 days ago (http://newsthump.com)

After a 23 year-old man was sentenced to five years for raping a 19 year-old woman, various news outlets have begun pondering how it might affect the League One promotion run-in.

The man, who had previously been well-known for his predatory skills on the football pitch received the jail sentence as a result of his predatory skills off it.
Football statisticians have been frantically checking .. VIEW STORY PAGE | OPEN LINK

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UK starts 115-day countdown to Olympic closing ceremony

Posted by Imp (#4) 423 days ago (http://newsthump.com)

After London 2012 chairman Seb Coe unveiled a giant set of Olympic rings, made up of 20,000 flowers to mark the 100-day countdown to the opening ceremony, the UK public have begun their very own 115-day countdown to when it’s all over.

£9.3bn in UK public funding has been set aside to cover the cost of the Games, and government attempts to persuade the population that they should be beside the.. VIEW STORY PAGE | OPEN LINK

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