Best Satire Stories For: sports,football,arsenal,arsene wenger
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Make Lemonade
Chad turned the silver Mercedes to the side of the road, set the parking brake and turned the engine off.
Biff, sitting in the bucket seat next to him asked, "why are we stopping?"
Chad looked at him. "I'm not driving any farther."
Hector leaned over from the back seat, "You mean we've got to walk the rest of the way?"
Chad shrugged, "It's my dad's car, man. Tha.. VIEW STORY PAGE |
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Manchester United assistant manager Mike Phelan has announced that with immediate effect he will no longer be available for interview by the BBC.
Phelan has been a regular on Match of the Day for the last seven years, but has decided that he no longer has any interest in sharing the opinions given to him with the Match of the Day program.
A club spokesperson said, “People will suggest that th.. VIEW STORY PAGE |
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Manchester City have made an audacious £50m bid for Manchester United’s Champions League group, claiming those fixtures are all it requires to reach the knockout stages of this years competition.
The move comes after City were drawn with Bayern Munich, Villareal and Napoli, a difficult situation which the club are keen to throw some money at.
Man City owner Sheikh Mansour said, “We see United.. VIEW STORY PAGE |
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Football fans have responded to Gary Neville’s claim that his England career was a ‘waste of time’ by arguing that his fledgling career as a pundit is going much the same way.
Despite giving his all in his performances so far this season which have showcased his technical ability, most Sky Sports viewers have found themselves longing for Andy Gray to return -much to their own horror.
“We know.. VIEW STORY PAGE |
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Boxer Wladimir Klitschko has said he is disappointed after boxer David Haye told reporters he wanted throw some punches his way ahead of Saturday’s heavyweight title fight in Germany.Klitschko expressed his dismay after Haye was quoted as saying that he intended to “repeatedly punch him in the face until his is unconscious and probably bleeding.”The Ukrainian told reporters, .. VIEW STORY PAGE |
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