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Newcastle unveil Shefki Kuqi to crowd of cheering Sunderland fans

Posted by Imp (#4) 832 days ago (http://newsthump.com)

Newcastle have unveiled their new signing, Shefki Kuqi, to a crowd of thousands of cheering Sunderland fans keen to provide the Finnish international with a hero’s welcome.
Newcastle, who recently sold Andy Carroll to Liverpool for the sum of £35m, have pulled out all the stops in finding a replacement for their former Number nine by signing the former Stockport hotshot, whose contract with Swan.. VIEW STORY PAGE | OPEN LINK

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Pope Condemns Berlusconi Child-Free Sex Scandal

Posted by admin (#1) 833 days ago (http://www.mostlylegit.com)

ROME – Pope Benedict XVI has broken his silence and astonishingly voiced his criticism of Silvio Berlusconi for finding himself embroiled in a sex scandal involving women and not young boys.His Holiness chose his words carefully as he expressed his disappointment in Italy’s PM, saying that “this was not the kind of sex scandal we expect from those who claim affiliation with the Cathol.. VIEW STORY PAGE | OPEN LINK

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That Was Way Too Much Football, Say Advertising Fans

Posted by admin (#1) 833 days ago (http://www.mostlylegit.com)

TEXAS – An independent survey has shown that 71% of Sunday’s television audience believe the Superbowl was completely ruined by the ‘bits in between the great commercials’.Despite a strong line up of million-dollar commercials, broadcasters made the inexplicable decision to show footage of the Green Bay Packers win over Pittsburgh Steelers: a move that many believe threate.. VIEW STORY PAGE | OPEN LINK

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Torres is worth at least eight unicorns and an invisibility cloak, claims Benitez

Posted by Imp (#4) 836 days ago (http://newsthump.com)

Former Liverpool boss Rafa Benitez has made himself available for another top managerial position by insisting that Fernando Torres is worth significantly more than the ludicrous amount Chelsea paid for him.
Benitez was talking to the BBC’s Football Focus show in between periods of running around the room in a black cape insisting everyone call him ‘Batboy’.
Commentators have suggested the move.. VIEW STORY PAGE | OPEN LINK

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Redknapp lauds ‘outstanding’ one touch performance of Spanish muggers

Posted by Imp (#4) 849 days ago (http://newsthump.com)

Tottenham Hotspur manager Harry Redknapp has lauded the ‘outstanding’ one touch tiki-taka performance of the muggers who robbed him in Madrid, claiming their slick movement was some of the most productive he had ever witnessed.
Redknapp, 63, who was with his assistant Kevin Bond to see the Spanish capital’s two main teams, Real and Athletico play in the Copa del Rey, believes English muggers cou.. VIEW STORY PAGE | OPEN LINK

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West Ham committed to keeping Avram Grant as long people keep saying ‘No’

Posted by Imp (#4) 856 days ago (http://newsthump.com)

West Ham have given their complete support to under fire manager Avram Grant, insisting he will get their full backing just as long as the people they approach to do his job keep saying ‘No’.
There has been much speculation regarding his position, but the club have issued a statement this morning which laid to rest rumours of a new manager by telling fans that Grant has their complete backing as.. VIEW STORY PAGE | OPEN LINK

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