This baby is better at ping pong than me. And I learned to play ping pong from Thai hookers - and they can beat most Chinese Olympians without even using the bat... VIEW STORY PAGE | OPEN LINK
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Posted by Imp (#4) 470 days ago (http://newsthump.com)
John Terry has been stripped of his Captain Shagger title by the FA after a series of poor performances in nightclubs across the country.
FA spokesman Dominic Harland said, “Recently we’ve seen Terry pictured in the papers a lot more with his wife and children, and a lot less with glamour models”.
“Allegations of torrid affairs with team-mates’ ex-partners have really dried up. We need to se.. VIEW STORY PAGE | OPEN LINK
Posted by Imp (#4) 482 days ago (http://newsthump.com)
Manchester City’s Mario Balotelli has reacted furiously after Harry Redknapp stole the attention of the world of football away from him for all of five minutes last night.
Details of Redknapp’s despicable tax evasion attempts through foreign bank accounts meant Balotelli was not the centre of controversy until news broke moments later of him being charged for stamping on Scott Parker.
Balotel.. VIEW STORY PAGE | OPEN LINK
This crow just loves his new toy - a little sledge which he made himself and uses on this rooftop whenever he gets time off from his busy job. I just love this - almost as much as the grinning fox using an abandoned conveyor belt as a slide which I wrote a post about before ( http://thedailysatire.com/weird-news/grinning-fox-uses-conveyor-belt-as-fun-slide-|-metro-co-uk/ )... VIEW STORY PAGE | OPEN LINK
Posted by Imp (#4) 516 days ago (http://newsthump.com)
Liverpool fans have revealed their disappointment after the Football Association handed Andy Carroll an eight-match run in the starting eleven because Luis Suarez was found guilty of racially abusing Manchester United’s Patrice Evra.
Carroll, who cost the club around ten times his actual value, has made the majority of his appearances from the subs bench, but with Suarez suspended he could be .. VIEW STORY PAGE | OPEN LINK
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