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Posted by Imp (#4) 544 days ago (http://newsthump.com)
Following his side’s defeat to Liverpool at Stamford bridge, Chelsea manager Andres Villas-Boas has admitted the only title he can guarantee winning this season is that of ‘ex-Chelsea manager’.
The Portuguese was emphatic in his insistence club owner Roman Abramovich, who paid £13.3 million in compensation to FC Porto for his services, would ensure his first campaign in England ended with an h.. VIEW STORY PAGE | OPEN LINK
England captain John Terry has been recalled to the starting line-up for tonight’s friendly after scouting reports suggested that Sweden will field an all-white line-up.
With controversy surrounding an FA investigation into Terry’s alleged use of racial slurs against QPRs Anton Ferdinand, Capello was keen to ensure there was no possibility of repeat in the International stage.
At the team p.. VIEW STORY PAGE | OPEN LINK
The International Labour Organisation is to start an immediate investigation into working conditions for players in the Premier League, after Manchester United’s Tomasz Kuszczak revealed he was being treated like a “slave”.
This claim has added weight to rumours that players at a number of professional clubs are in similar positions, with the number being paid tens of thousands of pounds each .. VIEW STORY PAGE | OPEN LINK
Posted by Imp (#4) 561 days ago (http://newsthump.com)
The legal team behind John Terry’s defence against a potential racism charge will aim to show that he is equally awful to people of all skin colours.
The Metropolitan police have begun a formal investigation into allegations against Terry, after someone told them they had to.
However the team defending the England captain have been quick to outline their defence strategy.
Lawyer Simon Matt.. VIEW STORY PAGE | OPEN LINK
Posted by Imp (#4) 620 days ago (http://newsthump.com)
Conservative MSP Murdo Fraser has announced he will try to ‘break away’ from the UK party if he wins the leadership election next month – in order to stiffen immigration control on football referees from the Netherlands.
He claims the party carries too much baggage and needs a new centre-right position to attract voters who want to see Dutch officials barred from the country forever.
Mr Frase.. VIEW STORY PAGE | OPEN LINK
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