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Andres Villas-Boas still on target for ‘ex-Chelsea boss’ title

Posted by Imp (#4) 544 days ago (http://newsthump.com)

Following his side’s defeat to Liverpool at Stamford bridge, Chelsea manager Andres Villas-Boas has admitted the only title he can guarantee winning this season is that of ‘ex-Chelsea manager’.

The Portuguese was emphatic in his insistence club owner Roman Abramovich, who paid £13.3 million in compensation to FC Porto for his services, would ensure his first campaign in England ended with an h.. VIEW STORY PAGE | OPEN LINK

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Terry cleared to play all-white Sweden

Posted by Imp (#4) 550 days ago (http://newsthump.com)

England captain John Terry has been recalled to the starting line-up for tonight’s friendly after scouting reports suggested that Sweden will field an all-white line-up.

With controversy surrounding an FA investigation into Terry’s alleged use of racial slurs against QPRs Anton Ferdinand, Capello was keen to ensure there was no possibility of repeat in the International stage.

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Inquiry into working conditions at Manchester United after player’s ‘slave’ claim

Posted by Imp (#4) 556 days ago (http://newsthump.com)

The International Labour Organisation is to start an immediate investigation into working conditions for players in the Premier League, after Manchester United’s Tomasz Kuszczak revealed he was being treated like a “slave”.

This claim has added weight to rumours that players at a number of professional clubs are in similar positions, with the number being paid tens of thousands of pounds each .. VIEW STORY PAGE | OPEN LINK

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John Terry legal team insist he’s equally despicable to all races

Posted by Imp (#4) 561 days ago (http://newsthump.com)

The legal team behind John Terry’s defence against a potential racism charge will aim to show that he is equally awful to people of all skin colours.

The Metropolitan police have begun a formal investigation into allegations against Terry, after someone told them they had to.
However the team defending the England captain have been quick to outline their defence strategy.

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Walter Pandiani Sweating Time Lapse (3000% Speed)

Posted by benchurchill (#121) 596 days ago (http://www.youtube.com)

Here's the video of Walter Pandiani sweating at a press conference... but sped up 3000% the speed. 8 minutes = 15 seconds... VIEW STORY PAGE | OPEN LINK

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Scottish Tories may ‘break away’ to ban Dutch referees

Posted by Imp (#4) 620 days ago (http://newsthump.com)

Conservative MSP Murdo Fraser has announced he will try to ‘break away’ from the UK party if he wins the leadership election next month – in order to stiffen immigration control on football referees from the Netherlands.

He claims the party carries too much baggage and needs a new centre-right position to attract voters who want to see Dutch officials barred from the country forever.
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