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Following the signing of Peter Crouch, Stoke officials have announced plans to sell tickets for the middle of the pitch where fans will be able to watch the action taking place above their heads.
The move to pair 6’7″ Peter Crouch with target man Kenwyne Jones has rendered the middle section of the Stoke pitch the most valuable seating real-estate in the premier league.
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Reports are emerging that Colonel Gadaffi and his clan have secretly made their way to the Emirates stadium in the hope of completing a switch to beleaguered north London side, Arsenal.
The news means that Arsene Wenger has been forced into a suitable knee-jerk reaction to strengthen his squad after the mauling at Old Trafford.
“I don’t wish to comment on that, but let’s just say that Algeria.. VIEW STORY PAGE |
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Arsenal manager Arsene Wenger has insisted God is punishing North London rioters through divine tactical ineptitude, following his side’s 8-2 hammering by Manchester United yesterday.
The Frenchman claims his side’s loss, coupled with Tottenham’s 5-1 defeat to Manchester City, was a clear indication that He was exerting his significant influence in such a clear way that even he could see it.
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Manchester United assistant manager Mike Phelan has announced that with immediate effect he will no longer be available for interview by the BBC.
Phelan has been a regular on Match of the Day for the last seven years, but has decided that he no longer has any interest in sharing the opinions given to him with the Match of the Day program.
A club spokesperson said, “People will suggest that th.. VIEW STORY PAGE |
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Manchester City have made an audacious £50m bid for Manchester United’s Champions League group, claiming those fixtures are all it requires to reach the knockout stages of this years competition.
The move comes after City were drawn with Bayern Munich, Villareal and Napoli, a difficult situation which the club are keen to throw some money at.
Man City owner Sheikh Mansour said, “We see United.. VIEW STORY PAGE |
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Football fans have responded to Gary Neville’s claim that his England career was a ‘waste of time’ by arguing that his fledgling career as a pundit is going much the same way.
Despite giving his all in his performances so far this season which have showcased his technical ability, most Sky Sports viewers have found themselves longing for Andy Gray to return -much to their own horror.
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