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Liverpool improve West Ham Carroll offer by agreeing to take him back

Posted by Imp (#4) 291 days ago (http://newsthump.com)

Liverpool have improved their offer to tempt West Ham into taking British record signing Andy Carroll off their hands for next season by agreeing to take him back at the end of it, according to reports.In an unusual development, the Merseyside giants have recognised their £35 million man has all the sporting potential of the average clothes horse, thus becoming an ideal fit for manager Sam Allard.. VIEW STORY PAGE | OPEN LINK

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Euro 2012 racists admit they must ‘improve’ after waiting two days for UEFA rebuke

Posted by Imp (#4) 343 days ago (http://newsthump.com)

Racists across Ukraine and Poland have admitted they need to ‘up their game’ after their latest outbursts at a Dutch training session took two days to be acknowledged by Uefa officials.Despite chanting at black players in front of Dutch team officials, spectators, reporters and television cameras, the delay in any official acknowledgment from Uefa has left racist groups insisting they.. VIEW STORY PAGE | OPEN LINK

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PFA to issue list of acceptable slurs to use against Patrice Evra

Posted by Imp (#4) 579 days ago (http://newsthump.com)

After reiterating that racism has no place in football, the PFA has moved to issue a list of slurs deemed acceptable when referring to Manchester United left-back Patrice Evra.

The French international is again at the centre of a controversy over alleged racial abuse by Liverpool’s Louis Suarez, with the PFA now moving to ensure that he is abused only for those character traits over which he h.. VIEW STORY PAGE | OPEN LINK

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Merseyside struck with contagious Dalglish delusion

Posted by Imp (#4) 737 days ago (http://newsthump.com)

A virulent contagion is sweeping through Merseyside leaving people with the delusion that Kenny Dalglish never left Liverpool and the largely depressing decades in between never happened.Symptoms include insisting that the last twenty years were just an awful dream, with the Gallagher brothers just being an ugly part of that nightmare and the Neville brothers being the most grotesque part of all... VIEW STORY PAGE | OPEN LINK

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Swindon Town fans to embrace Fascism

Posted by Imp (#4) 739 days ago (http://newsthump.com)

Supporters of League Two football club Swindon Town have begun keenly studying the Fascist ideology after reports that Paolo Di Canio is in talks to become their new manager.The former Lazio striker and self-proclaimed fascista is set to have talks with Swindon chairman Jeremy Wray as the recently relegated side plan a return to League One at the first attempt.A number of candidates for the vacan.. VIEW STORY PAGE | OPEN LINK

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Rioting Birmingham City fans cause thousands of pounds worth of improvements to St Andrews

Posted by Imp (#4) 899 days ago (http://feedproxy.google.com)

Early estimates have shown that rioting Birmingham fans celebrating last night's Carling Cup victory over Aston Villa are said to have caused tens of thousands of pounds worth of improvements to St Andrews stadium... VIEW STORY PAGE | OPEN LINK

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