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This year’s BBC Sports Personality of the Year award has become shrouded in controversy after its 10-person shortlist for this year’s event failed to include anyone with even the slightest hint of a personality.
The all-dullard 2011 shortlist has drawn criticism for consisting entirely of people who have about as much charisma as a broken clown.
Responding to the critics, a BBC statement re.. VIEW STORY PAGE |
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Overweight men repeatedly hitting a small ball with a stick is significantly more important than men driving round in circles for two hours, the BBC announced this afternoon.The announcement that full Formula One coverage will now move to Sky Sports has been greeted by motorsport fans with all the enthusiasm of someone expecting a scaffolding tube enema.Sports fan Dave Matthews told us, “Mu.. VIEW STORY PAGE |
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Organisers of the Aintree Grand National have shown their commitment to ensuring that no horses suffer during the National Hunt horse race by revealing that they intend to destroy all the horses before the race starts. The world famous race is a heart-stopping, leg-breaking 4 miles 856 yards long, and contains fences of such severity that it would take a team of office workers on a team building .. VIEW STORY PAGE |
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The world of sport has been turned upside down after it was revealed that England wicketkeeper Steven Davies has been playing professional cricket at the highest possible level, despite being a homosexual.It had previously been thought gay men were incapable of being better than you at any sport because they throw like girls and, much like women, view sport as just a silly game.“If you̵.. VIEW STORY PAGE |
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David Beckham is to receive a lifetime recognition award for a career spent demonstrating his unwavering dedication to exploiting every marketing and sponsorship opportunity that presents itself.35 year-old Beckham is expected to receive the award on Sunday evening, after a career amassing an incredible 4,234 commercial sponsorship deals.As one sports journalist explained, “David has brough.. VIEW STORY PAGE |
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