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The Weak: In Technology - August 15 - August 19, 2011

Posted by thegrindery (#31) 638 days ago (Editorial)

Apple Enjoys 85% Market Share Of Technology News Headlines
Apple stock jumped another 12% on Thursday when a report was released stating that news about Apple products, litigation, and reviews now make up 85% of all technology news.

Steve Jobs told the Board of Directors that Apple has been working diligently for years to gain this much exposure, “We have had to release prod.. VIEW STORY PAGE | (Editorial)

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The Weak : In Technology August 8 - August 12, 2011

Posted by thegrindery (#31) 645 days ago (Editorial)

England Riots Point To GTA. GTA Points To American Society.
Experts searching for answers about last week’s riots in England are pointing the finger at Rockstar Games’ Grand Theft Auto series.

Grand Theft Auto quickly pointed the finger at American society saying “Hey, look, man, this place was screwed up when I got here. Ever heard of the Valentines Day Massacre in 1929? The.. VIEW STORY PAGE | (Editorial)

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The Weak: In Technology - July 18 - July 22, 2011

Posted by thegrindery (#31) 666 days ago (Editorial)

Jedi-Bot At Stanford Turns To Dark Side, Kills Students
Students at Stanford University have created a “Jedi-Bot” using a Microsoft Kinect sensor, custom software, and a robotic arm. Moments after this footage was taken the robot used its built-in wireless connection to .. VIEW STORY PAGE | (Editorial)

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The Rich Need Our Help

Posted by retiredman (#121) 679 days ago (Editorial)

The 1% Rich: A Vanishing Breed

Storm clouds are gathering on our economic horizon. The number of rich who earn 25% of the income and control 40% of the wealth has diminished to a mere 1% of the population. This decreasing percentage could have a serious impact to our country’s prosperity unless we do something to help the rich become more wealthy.

Why? We’ve been told that the rich creat.. VIEW STORY PAGE | (Editorial)

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why apple is the greatest computer to ever exist

Posted by TheDailyShadow (#2) 712 days ago (http://www.funnyordie.com)

Steve Jobs thanks Apple's valued and loyal customers in this video. A funny and all to true satire on both the company and the people who buy their products, published on funny or die and reproduced here through their embedded player (thanks fod!)

Why apple is the greatest computer to ever exist ever hands down, blame the fucking sucker moms from conya vest - i steve jobs thank the world 4 p.. VIEW STORY PAGE | OPEN LINK

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Apple Reveal ‘Revolutionary’ Way To Take Users Money

Posted by admin (#1) 712 days ago (http://www.mostlylegit.com)

CUPERTINO – Apple CEO Steve Jobs has unveiled the iThing – a device and software service combination that will “transform the way we transfer money from your pocket to ours.”

Apple has been long rumored to introduce a device that did something, and have exceeded market expectation by not only releasing a device that did something, but accompanying software service that did something too.
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