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Stock market crash, 12 injured

Posted by juliushubris (#103) 799 days ago (http://notthenewsireland.wordpress.com)

The opening bell of the New York stock exchange was delayed by 30 minutes this morning after a crash resulted in injuries to 12 people. Confusion abound, international markets reacted negatively to the news that there had been a stock market crash only to later discover the crash in question involved an errant bus and the outer facade of the NYSE building located on New York’s Wall Street.

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Stock Picks for 2010: Firearms and Kevlar

Posted by 1hvone1 1117 days ago (http://www.humorvolcano.com)

Humor Volcano stock market gurus view 2010 as the year of financial Armageddon, when Life-As-We-Know-It disintegrates to chaos and riots. As a result, their top stock picks are the personal firearms industry, ammo makers, Kevlar producer DuPont, and in the housing industry, corrugated refrigerator box makers... VIEW STORY PAGE | OPEN LINK

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Aging Boomers Fuel Dying Growth Industry

Posted by 1hvone1 1123 days ago (http://www.humorvolcano.com)

Death is the next great American growth industry, as the post-World War II baby boom generation enters geezerdom and starts kicking the bucket by the glorious tens of millions. Investor excitement is soaring along with the morbidity statistics... VIEW STORY PAGE | OPEN LINK

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