Chancellor George Osborne has announced that a planned 3p increase in fuel duty will be delayed until January, ensuring that for the rest of the year weeping forecourt users will only have to endure current levels of extortion.
Osborne said he had listened to the ‘man on the street’ in between the sobbing and begging, and had decided that perhaps now is not the right time to shove his fist furth.. VIEW STORY PAGE |
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Osborne agrees to leave petrol at current painfully extortionate prices
Posted by Imp (#4) 328 days ago (http://newsthump.com)Pasty and caravan tax U-turn ‘great news for fat gypsies’
Posted by Imp (#4) 356 days ago (http://newsthump.com)Britain’s traveller community have hailed a U-turn on taxing warm pasties and hot caravans, claiming they already pay far too much tax.
Fans of eating deformed pies and crapping in small cupboards have fought a long battle against the proposed taxes, pointing out that it particularly affects those that ‘don’t simply steal them’.
With a typical Ginsters taking up to 4 hours to reheat on a ca.. VIEW STORY PAGE | OPEN LINK
A campaign being promoted through a PR company to highlight the injustice of very wealthy people paying more tax than not very wealthy people has insisted that the 50p tax rate is unpopular amongst people who pay the 50p tax rate.
Twenty leading economists, who pay the 50p tax rate, have written to the Financial Times saying the 50p tax rate paid by high earners is doing “lasting damage” to hi.. VIEW STORY PAGE | OPEN LINK
Twenty leading economists, who pay the 50p tax rate, have written to the Financial Times saying the 50p tax rate paid by high earners is doing “lasting damage” to hi.. VIEW STORY PAGE | OPEN LINK
Crime Does Not Pay Income Tax
Posted by onlyme 826 days ago (http://www.thesleaze.co.uk)
Justice Secreytary Kenneth Clarke Unveils Plans to Close Prisons and Put Rapists and Murderers into People's Cellars and Sheds! Claims Scheme for Local 'Community Prisons' in residents' homes is Big Society in Action, Rather Than a Cynical Cost-Cutting Measure!.. VIEW STORY PAGE |
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Taxable shelf-life of British populace extended indefinitely
Posted by Imp (#4) 859 days ago (http://newsthump.com)
The taxable shelf-life of people who would otherwise be placing a burden on the exchequer has been extended to ensure they are contributing to the state up until they draw their very last breath, the government has confirmed.
The Default Retirement Age (DRA) is to be phased out this year meaning people over the age of 65 will be manipulated into extending their careers with a severe decrease in .. VIEW STORY PAGE | OPEN LINK
The Default Retirement Age (DRA) is to be phased out this year meaning people over the age of 65 will be manipulated into extending their careers with a severe decrease in .. VIEW STORY PAGE | OPEN LINK
Obama's Dojo Of Democracy
Posted by DeanWalsh 893 days ago (http://www.markfiore.com)
Learn from the master of political arts, Barack Obama, and find out how to defend against bullying and blackmailing. President Obama shows how to make a perfect compromise with Republican stonewallers. A Mark Fiore political animation.
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