With a market value of $108bn, Facebook is apparently somehow under the impression that each of their 900 million users is worth more than an iPod shuffle.
Facebook user Simon Williams said, “I co.. VIEW STORY PAGE | OPEN LINK
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Facebook somehow valuing your moron friends at over $100 each
Posted by Imp (#5) 3 days ago (http://newsthump.com)With a market value of $108bn, Facebook is apparently somehow under the impression that each of their 900 million users is worth more than an iPod shuffle.
Facebook user Simon Williams said, “I co.. VIEW STORY PAGE | OPEN LINK
Bebo collapse to force sexual predators back into playgrounds
Posted by Imp (#5) 113 days ago (http://newsthump.com)
Playgrounds across the country are reporting a large rise in nonce appearances after the collapse of once popular social network Bebo forced sexual deviants to look elsewhere for children to groom.
With rumours still abound that the Bebo collapse may be temporary, perverts have insisted that any resurrection needs to be quick because those swings are starting to look very promising indeed.
.. VIEW STORY PAGE | OPEN LINK
Samsung unveils television which can be upgraded for cost of new television
Posted by Imp (#5) 134 days ago (http://newsthump.com)
Samsung claims to have put an end to expensive replacement televisions, by offering consumers equally expensive television upgrades instead.
The device is viewed by the manufacturing giants as a ground-breaking leap in being able to corale consumers into purchasing from the same company throughout the lifespan of advances in televisual technology.
A Samsung spokesperson conce.. VIEW STORY PAGE | OPEN LINK
Google’s Zeitgeist 2011 search list proves men will masturbate to anything
Posted by Imp (#5) 160 days ago (http://newsthump.com)
After Google’s Zeitgeist 2011 search list highlighted that the most popular search terms of the year include ‘Royal wedding’ and ‘What is scampi?’, it has become clear that men will stop at nothing when hunting for things to masturbate to.
With search terms including “How to wallpaper” and “What is Adele?”, ranking amongst the highest searches, a number of specialist sites are beginning to app.. VIEW STORY PAGE | OPEN LINK
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