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Nokia to Bury New Phone Under An Avalance

Posted by TheDailyShadow (#2) 290 days ago (http://worldnewscurator.com)

Nokia has announced their decision to bury their yet to be unveiled new Windows 8 smartphones under the avalanche of publicity which is sure to follow the unveiling of the iPhone 5 in September.

A Nokia spokesman told The Daily Satire:

"Please don't include my picture. I don't want my family to know that I work for Nokia"

When coaxed on the issue of the new Windows 8 Phones he told us:
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Facebook Tests New Timeline Design

Posted by almostnews (#8) 364 days ago (Editorial)

Facebook is looking to change how personal profiles appear on its new Timeline design, according to reports. The new timeline would include more specific “on-point” information about users, and would replace the unpopular Timeline layout that is currently in use.

After watching their stock's plummet recently, the company looked to renovate into an "accessible information" business plan. Their .. VIEW STORY PAGE | (Editorial)

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Facebook somehow valuing your moron friends at over $100 each

Posted by Imp (#4) 367 days ago (http://newsthump.com)

Facebook is today launching its Initial Public Offering, selling shares at $38 and somehow valuing the morons who fill your newsfeed with poorly articulated tedious updates at approximately $120 each.
With a market value of $108bn, Facebook is apparently somehow under the impression that each of their 900 million users is worth more than an iPod shuffle.
Facebook user Simon Williams said, “I co.. VIEW STORY PAGE | OPEN LINK

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