Mobile phone manufacturer Nokia has announced a strategic partnership with Microsoft, creating the perfect marriage of phones nobody uses with an operating system nobody likes.The announcement comes as Nokia’s CEO Stephan Elop admitted his firm were on a ‘burning platform’, surrounded by the twelve thousand different handsets his company makes, each with a target market of less .. VIEW STORY PAGE |
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Phones no-one uses to run operating system no-one likes
Posted by Imp (#4) 834 days ago (http://newsthump.com)Machine productivity to nose-dive as robots get their own Internet
Posted by Imp (#4) 834 days ago (http://newsthump.com)
A new Internet for robots called RoboEarth will see automated productivity plummet as machines begin sharing pictures of what they produce and start posting tedious details about the manufacturing plant they operate in.The plan behind RoboEarth was for robots to become more efficient by sharing knowledge about how they complete tasks, but has already seen productivity drop 85% as machines use the.. VIEW STORY PAGE |
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Confessions – The India Tablet PCs
Posted by DirtyGarnet (#8233) 846 days ago (http://www.dirtygarnet.com)
This is the first of a series of frank yet often humiliating tales from Dirty Garnet contributors, with our editor Pete stepping up with his account of a time he spent in India a month ago just prior to his being instrumental in creating Dirty Garnet. He originally confessed this to the community over at tech website slashdot.org as it was relevant to a topic, but now has decided to repost his co.. VIEW STORY PAGE |
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Mobile in space experiment to uncover the mysteries of roaming charges
Posted by Imp (#4) 851 days ago (http://newsthump.com)
British engineers planning to send a mobile phone into space have claimed that they hope their efforts will finally allow mankind to understand the complexities of modern roaming charges.
The team at Surrey Satellite Technology Limited (SSTL) have ignored warnings that the plan to send a phone into the most challenging environment known to man will use up all available funding in just a few week.. VIEW STORY PAGE | OPEN LINK
The team at Surrey Satellite Technology Limited (SSTL) have ignored warnings that the plan to send a phone into the most challenging environment known to man will use up all available funding in just a few week.. VIEW STORY PAGE | OPEN LINK
No-one notices as Twitter is flooded with drivel by Gawker hackers
Posted by Imp (#4) 894 days ago (http://feedproxy.google.com)
An attack on online gossip site Gawker that led to thousands of tweets containing rubbish that no-one is interested in, went completely unnoticed by users who were too busy sending tweets which contained rubbish that no-one is interested in.Hackers accessed usernames and passwords of 1.3 million Gawker Media users yesterday, leading to a deluge of Twitter drivel that was completely ignored by ab.. VIEW STORY PAGE |
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