Sometimes I find myself overwhelmed with the desire to repeatedly head-butt a wall. Then I am reminded of the things that make life worth living, such as good cinema, AMC's Mad Men, and Jaffa Cakes.
It is with great pain that I must inform you that this isn't always the case, and that there are in fact times when that crippling desire comes into full swing and I take a subsequent trip to A an.. VIEW STORY PAGE |
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MONTREAL, QC—Sources close to middle school student Lars Larsson, 13, suspect he has discovered some awesome new way to replicate what the female vagina probably feels like. “Lately, he's just had this glow to him,” said one of Larsson’s friends. “He must be getting some really sweet pretend vajayjay.”.. VIEW STORY PAGE |
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Teen Shoplifter To Be Tried As Black Adult
Posted by admin (#1) 762 days ago (http://www.mostlylegit.com)
FLORIDA – In a landmark ruling, a Jacksonville judge has sentenced 15-year old shoplifter Timothy Richards, to be tried for his crime as a 278 pound burly African-American.The decision marks the first salvo of a local initiative to crack down on petit crime and judge John Westin has decreed that all young offenders will be treated as such in a bid to demonstrate a zero tolerance on criminal.. VIEW STORY PAGE |
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Eternal Hellfire and Damnation for Lusting Teen
Posted by 1hvone1 1129 days ago (http://www.humorvolcano.com)
A normal teenage boy entered eternity last night in the tragic aftermath of a fiery church youth minister's stern message that "lust equals adultery in the eyes of the Lord.".. VIEW STORY PAGE |
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