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George Galloway’s Guide To Sexual Etiquette to be ready for Christmas

Posted by Imp (#4) 277 days ago (http://newsthump.com)

Middle-aged men unsure how to control their penis can look forward to a Christmas stocking filled with helpful hints from George Galloway, publishers confirmed today.Hot on the heels of his clarification of the Julian Assange sexual assault charged, Galloway will now turn his attention to making sure men everywhere understand when it is acceptable to push forward to ‘insertion’.His pu.. VIEW STORY PAGE | OPEN LINK

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Olympic opening ceremony to feature ‘fly-tipping and abandoned cars’

Posted by Imp (#4) 347 days ago (http://newsthump.com)

The Olympic opening ceremony will be inspired by the British countryside, and will feature a burnt-out Ford Mondeo and at least one abandoned fridge.Leaked details suggest the action will also include a train of twenty drivers angrily trying to get past a tractor on a narrow country lane.A cast of 10,000 volunteers will help recreate instantly recognisable scenes from the British countryside, inc.. VIEW STORY PAGE | OPEN LINK

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LOCOG announces word ‘Olympics’ will appear only in officially-licensed dictionaries

Posted by Imp (#4) 355 days ago (http://newsthump.com)

Olympics organising committee LOCOG has courted further controversy by announcing a new sponsorship deal which will see the word ‘Olympic’ appear only in officially-sanctioned dictionaries.The move comes just hours after Visa were criticised for removing 27 ATMs around the London 2012 venue because they didn’t belong to them, an official sponsor.A LOCOG spokesperson said, “.. VIEW STORY PAGE | OPEN LINK

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Support The Police: Beat Yourself Up

Posted by TheDailyShadow (#2) 364 days ago (http://beatyourselfup.tumblr.com)

This libertarian blog is entertaining in places, at least tries to be informative, and seems to have some funny memes on occassion. But that isn't why I'm sharing the link. I'm sharing the link purely because of the name: 'Support The Police. Beat Yourself Up'.

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Vatican sacks banker after drawing line at abuse of its money

Posted by Imp (#4) 364 days ago (http://newsthump.com)

The Catholic Church has finally shown just where it draws the line on the behaviour of its employees, after the Vatican bank sacked its director for not looking after the church’s money as well as it would like.

The director of the Vatican Bank, Ettore Gotti Tedeschi, has been removed from his post for “dereliction of duty”, illustrating just how quick the church is to act when someone jeopard.. VIEW STORY PAGE | OPEN LINK

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Katie Price divorce lawyer books Rolls Royce test drive

Posted by Imp (#4) 390 days ago (http://newsthump.com)

Katie Price’s divorce lawyer has reacted to the news of her latest engagement by pondering which leather trim would look best on the new Rolls Royce he will now definitely be buying later this year.Price announced her engagement to Argentinian model Leandro Penna, before insisting this one is for keeps, unlike all the other ones which were also for keeps.She told reporters, “I am in l.. VIEW STORY PAGE | OPEN LINK

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