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Posted by Imp (#4) 477 days ago (http://newsthump.com)
DNA tests on deer carcasses found in Gloucestershire have ruled out an attack by a ‘big cat’, but have instead raised fears of a ‘feral’ Bill Oddie.
Former wildlife presenter Oddie hasn’t been seen for some time, and expert Keith Bent thinks he may have been released into the wild instead of being put down at the end of his useful life.
“Oddie was a popular pet in the ’70s”, claimed cryptozoo.. VIEW STORY PAGE | OPEN LINK
Posted by Imp (#4) 479 days ago (http://newsthump.com)
Disgraced comedy actor David Jason has been stripped of his OBE, following a media campaign against his role in ‘The Royal Bodyguard’.
Once the darling of safe, family entertainment, Jason received many plaudits in his early career, especially when that chandelier broke, again when he fell through a gap in a bar, and especially when he uttered the word ‘perfick’.
But the wayward actor’s jud.. VIEW STORY PAGE | OPEN LINK
In dawn raids across two continents US and UK police today moved to break up what they believe may be one of the biggest international drug cartels to have been discovered this century. Although dozens of people are thought to be helping police with their enquiries this morning, preliminary reports are indicating that no drugs have been recovered.
Inspector bean, the UK officer responsible for.. VIEW STORY PAGE | OPEN LINK
Research by academics at the University of Essex suggests Britons are a bunch of lying toerags who wouldn’t think twice about bullshitting their way out absolutely any situation.
An online “integrity” study surveyed more than 2000 adults, revealing that lying comes as naturally as sleeping with your wife’s sister and covering it up with a web of untruths.
The survey asked a series of question.. VIEW STORY PAGE | OPEN LINK
Posted by Imp (#4) 485 days ago (http://newsthump.com)
After the nation’s spirits were lifted by the news that convicted paedophile Martin Smith has been found hanged in his cell, news broadcasters are considering replacing the lighthearted item at the end of the news with details of any incidents involving dead sex offenders.
It had previously been thought that a story about a dog adopting some kittens or a squirrel on water skis would give viewe.. VIEW STORY PAGE | OPEN LINK
Posted by Imp (#4) 488 days ago (http://newsthump.com)
The parents of five year-old Sasha Laxton have successfully avoided the gender stereotypes normally associated with young children by conforming to the traditional stereotype of hippies.
Sasha was raised ‘gender neutral’ in order for him to ‘become one with his surroundings, and choose his own path man’ according to his parents.
A family friend said, “What difference does gen.. VIEW STORY PAGE | OPEN LINK
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