Best Satire Stories For: uk,travellers
The Queen has visited a town hall in King’s Lynn and the nearby Dersingham Infant and Nursery School as part of her celebrations to mark 60 years of receiving an enormous amount of money at the taxpayer’s expense.
The Queen, who has been the head of the UK’s most prolific family of benefit claimants since 1952, said she felt “deeply moved” by the amount of cash she has received over the years .. VIEW STORY PAGE |
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The former first minister and leader of the DUP, Ian Paisley, was last night refusing to enter into eleventh hour negotiations to save his life, so he was.
Dr Paisley, 85, suffered a heart attack at his Ulster home after reading that a former member of the popular music combo Boyzone had been a practising homosexual.
Despite lapsing in and out of consciousness, the firebrand preacher resisted t.. VIEW STORY PAGE |
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Modern children have slammed the short attention span of Dickens biographers, claiming some can’t watch more than a few minutes of Nickelodeon without losing the will to live.
With their ability to use tablets, smartphones and interactive TVs, children today are used to consuming several different types of media at once.
But while some children have managed to sit through most of ‘The Muppe.. VIEW STORY PAGE |
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With many parts of the country covered in snow over the weekend, normally protective parents with young children have been quick to head to their nearest park and push their offspring down hills.
“We don’t get that much snow in this country, so when we do it’s important to take advantage of the opportunity to shove the kids down as steep a hill as we can find”, said one mum, who is usually so .. VIEW STORY PAGE |
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Prince William has been deployed to the Falkland Islands to shout “Come and have a go if you think you’re hard enough!” across the 200 mile exclusion zone surrounding the islands.
The second-in-line to the throne is a pilot with the RAF and has received special training in jabbing his forefinger out of the helicopter and shouting, “Oi! Are you looking at our islands?”
UK Defence Secretary Ph.. VIEW STORY PAGE |
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DNA tests on deer carcasses found in Gloucestershire have ruled out an attack by a ‘big cat’, but have instead raised fears of a ‘feral’ Bill Oddie.
Former wildlife presenter Oddie hasn’t been seen for some time, and expert Keith Bent thinks he may have been released into the wild instead of being put down at the end of his useful life.
“Oddie was a popular pet in the ’70s”, claimed cryptozoo.. VIEW STORY PAGE |
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