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A Tesco sausage has used its eyeball and snout to express its dismay at an Advertising Standards Authority ruling against Tesco sausage packaging which showed pigs walking round a farm.

The ASA said the packaging could prove misleading to consumers, prompting an angry backlash from the most expressive sausages in Tesco’s range.
As one Butcher’s Choice pork sausage told us, “Am I not a pig eye.. VIEW STORY PAGE | OPEN LINK
A campaign being promoted through a PR company to highlight the injustice of very wealthy people paying more tax than not very wealthy people has insisted that the 50p tax rate is unpopular amongst people who pay the 50p tax rate.

Twenty leading economists, who pay the 50p tax rate, have written to the Financial Times saying the 50p tax rate paid by high earners is doing “lasting damage” to hi.. VIEW STORY PAGE | OPEN LINK

Conservative MSP Murdo Fraser has announced he will try to ‘break away’ from the UK party if he wins the leadership election next month – in order to stiffen immigration control on football referees from the Netherlands.

He claims the party carries too much baggage and needs a new centre-right position to attract voters who want to see Dutch officials barred from the country forever.
Mr Frase.. VIEW STORY PAGE | OPEN LINK
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More underage drinkers can be found in areas where alcohol is on sale, a groundbreaking new survey has claimed.

The research for campaign group Alcohol Concern was undertaken between 2006 and 2009 and is set to turn current thinking about underage drinking habits on its head.
The report finds a clear link between the number of off-licences in an area and the number of teenagers going into tho.. VIEW STORY PAGE | OPEN LINK
Lollipop ladies say a think tank has ‘crossed a line’ after suggesting they should wear their uniforms while off-duty.

“This job is hard enough as it is,” fumed Doris Higgins, a road negotiation assistant with some 30 years’ experience.
“I already spend upwards of 45 minutes a day helping children cross the road. Now they expect me to intervene in other traffic on my way to work?”
Unions hav.. VIEW STORY PAGE | OPEN LINK

The UN Committee on the Elimination of Racial Discrimination (CERD) today announced that they are strongly against the eviction of a traveller community on a large site called 'Dale Farm' in the UK.

A spokesman told us "expecting gypsies to live up to the same legal standards as the rest of us is just not fair, in fact it is so unfair that we think it breaches their human rights. Everyone know.. VIEW STORY PAGE | OPEN LINK
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