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The national lottery in the UK have brought out a new game: The Health Lottery. I haven't looked at any of their information, but I'm pretty sure I know how to play:
1) Get injured or become ill.
2) Go to an NHS doctor or hospital.
3) Survivors will be chosen based on postcode.
ADDITIONAL BONUS GAME - Entrants who enter an NHS hospital get automatic entry into the 'hospital superbug' .. VIEW STORY PAGE |
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The entire destruction of the Amazonian rainforest may be a price worth paying in order to deprive U2’s The Edge of new guitars, say experts.
Arboreal Scientists insist Gibson guitars made from prime rainforest mahogany are solely to blame for the supergroup’s thirty year recording career, and issued a stark warning that it could extend to a fourth decade if the supply is not cut off at its so.. VIEW STORY PAGE |
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Daily Mail editor Paul Dacre has drawn congratulation from around the world after keeping a straight face whilst presenting the case for improved journalism standards.
The man who pays huge salaries to people like Liz Jones, Jan Moir and Richard Littlejohn said that self-regulation was the only way to truly retain freedom of the press, all whilst completely containing his inner smirk.
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Defence Secretary Liam Fox has defended his relationship with Adam Werritty by insisting that without the ability to exert power and influence, most Tories would be entirely friendless.
Fox is under pressure after using his position within the Ministry of Defence to get Mr Werritty to like him, a situation he described as ‘perfectly normal’.
He told reporters, “You know, I overheard Adam talk.. VIEW STORY PAGE |
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After a letter signed by nearly 400 public health experts warned that the overhaul of the NHS in England will cause irreparable harm, Health Secretary Andrew Lansley is expected to tell the Conservative Party conference in his speech later today that their plan is working perfectly.
The letter, which says the changes represented a risk to patient care and safety, will lift the spirits of Conse.. VIEW STORY PAGE |
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Ed Miliband made a strong start to this year’s Labour Party conference, distancing himself from Gordon Brown’s policies by displaying the severed head of the former prime minister.
Stripped to the waist and heavily bronzed, Ed Miliband held aloft Brown’s decapitated head before shaking it at Ed Balls. As the crowd stood up to cheer, Ed made an empassioned speech.
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