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Banksy to create new sculpture of Dutch priest sodomising children

Posted by Imp (#5) 160 days ago (http://newsthump.com)

After accusations that his latest sculpture on church paedophiles was too ‘subtle’, Banksy is to create a new piece depicting Dutch Catholic priests sodomising thousands of children.

His latest installation at a gallery in Liverpool shows the pixelated face of ‘Cardinal Sin’, but critics have argued that most people who see it don’t seem to know this about Catholic priests fucking young kids. .. VIEW STORY PAGE | OPEN LINK

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Catholic church still pretty sure that celibate priests are a good idea

Posted by Imp (#5) 171 days ago (http://newsthump.com)

Despite further revelations of sexual abuse against young boys in Ireland, the Catholic church today insisted it was still pretty sure that making grown men commit to celibacy was almost certainly still a good idea.

The latest report on the Catholic Church in Ireland showed there were further allegations against 85 priests across the doiceses.
A spokesperson for the Catholic church said, “Alt.. VIEW STORY PAGE | OPEN LINK

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Sinking of The Belgrano to be commemorated by new five pound note

Posted by Imp (#5) 462 days ago (http://newsthump.com)

The sinking of The General Belgrano during The Falklands War in which 323 Argentinian sailors were needlessly slaughtered as their ship retreated, is to be commemorated with the launch a new five pound note to mark the thirtieth anniversary of the tragedy.The design has been created by the internationally renowned maritime war artist John Bergdahl who claims he got the idea from a scene in The G.. VIEW STORY PAGE | OPEN LINK

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Quality of Greek protests fail to impress British rioters

Posted by Imp (#5) 525 days ago (http://newsthump.com)

Greece has become the most recent country to enter the running for the Best Violent Protest prize, amid French criticism that the UK unfairly disadvantaged nations without a monarchy by poking the Duchess of Cornwall with a stick.The Greek mob opened its protest against austerity measures yesterday with the expected strategy of petrol bombing and vandalism outside the parliament building in Athen.. VIEW STORY PAGE | OPEN LINK

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Julian Assange granted bail on the condition he remains in prison

Posted by Imp (#5) 526 days ago (http://newsthump.com)

Julian Assange, the founder of whistle-blowing website Wikileaks, has been granted bail in a London court on the condition that he remains in prison for the rest of his life.Prosecutors have two hours to appeal against the judgement, hoping to have this commuted to extradition to Sweden with an eventual death at an undisclosed US penitentiary.The 39-year old Australian is fighting charges relati.. VIEW STORY PAGE | OPEN LINK

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