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Western Panic Eases After Chinese Missile Break Apart During Use

Posted by admin (#1) 529 days ago (http://www.mostlylegit.com)

BEIJING – Fears over a growing Chinese military threat have lifted today after reports that several anti-aircraft ballistic missiles have fallen apart during repeat use.The Dong Feng 21D missile was schedule for a test after officials in China sought to give a second demonstration of its military capability, but the planned exercise was halted when missiles abruptly stopped working in mid a.. VIEW STORY PAGE | OPEN LINK

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Chinese secret services welcome BT’s accelerated rollout of high-speed broadband

Posted by Imp (#4) 568 days ago (http://newsthump.com)

The Chinese government has welcomed BT’s accelerated rollout of high-speed fibre across the UK, insisting it currently takes them far too long to download sensitive secrets over the countries current infrastructure.

Prime Minister of the People’s Republic, Wen Jiabao, commended the telecoms giant offer to install “super-fast” internet speeds to two-thirds of UK premises by the end of 2014, rec.. VIEW STORY PAGE | OPEN LINK

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Chinglish: Found in Translation

Posted by TheDailyShadow (#2) 583 days ago (http://www.amazon.com)

Book Review

This book is funny, but it is also thoughtful, educational, and much more affectionate than you might think.

Basically it is a book full of funny examples of Chinglish - that strange Chinese version of the English language which occurs when the Chinese try to translate things from their own language into english. Mainly this happens when signs and public notice.. VIEW STORY PAGE | OPEN LINK

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Chinese Sex Robots

Posted by admin (#1) 712 days ago (http://www.metro.co.uk)

This week China made public the upcoming launch of their Navy's first aircraft carrier, a major military breakthrough. But if you are worried about the future global domination of China then you should know that an impromptu poll by The Daily Satire has shown that a much more likley candidate to take over the world comes in the form of taking 'sex robots' also being revealed this week at
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Chinese porn sites now shift to English content

Posted by admin (#1) 881 days ago (http://www.thescooptimes.com)

Beijing: Pornographic websites in China have now changed their content from Chinese to English in a bid to avoid being spotted by the country’s internet watchdogs, who “usually focus” on tracking down Chinese websites.The English-language pornographic websites offer door-to-door prostitution services and target foreigners.Many websites post on their home pages that they offer &#.. VIEW STORY PAGE | OPEN LINK

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‘You have beautiful lips’ – best Internet chat-up line for men to use

Posted by admin (#1) 887 days ago (http://www.thescooptimes.com)

London: The best Internet opening line for men to use is: “You have beautiful lips”, a new survey on online flirting has revealed.Site users dating website Badoo.com were invited to use one of 12 different chat-up lines. Each complimented an aspect of a woman”s body or appearance.Researchers measured the success rate of each line in two ways – their success at prompting an.. VIEW STORY PAGE | OPEN LINK

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