After a letter signed by nearly 400 public health experts warned that the overhaul of the NHS in England will cause irreparable harm, Health Secretary Andrew Lansley is expected to tell the Conservative Party conference in his speech later today that their plan is working perfectly.
The letter, which says the changes represented a risk to patient care and safety, will lift the spirits of Conse.. VIEW STORY PAGE |
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Miliband woos conference faithful holding Gordon Brown’s severed head
Posted by Imp (#4) 602 days ago (http://newsthump.com)
Ed Miliband made a strong start to this year’s Labour Party conference, distancing himself from Gordon Brown’s policies by displaying the severed head of the former prime minister.
Stripped to the waist and heavily bronzed, Ed Miliband held aloft Brown’s decapitated head before shaking it at Ed Balls. As the crowd stood up to cheer, Ed made an empassioned speech.
“In hindsight, I would agree .. VIEW STORY PAGE | OPEN LINK
Stripped to the waist and heavily bronzed, Ed Miliband held aloft Brown’s decapitated head before shaking it at Ed Balls. As the crowd stood up to cheer, Ed made an empassioned speech.
“In hindsight, I would agree .. VIEW STORY PAGE | OPEN LINK
The Think Tank
Posted by KarimJessa (#36) 615 days ago (Editorial)
The Gappa Institute, a think tank bringing together top scholars of the world, has issued its preliminary report. The suggestions have been forwarded to the various governmental or international bodies that deal with the issues addressed in the report.
1: The think tank has advised that death should be declared illegal. Their reasoning is that, since death by suicide is illegal, and death by h.. VIEW STORY PAGE | (Editorial)
1: The think tank has advised that death should be declared illegal. Their reasoning is that, since death by suicide is illegal, and death by h.. VIEW STORY PAGE | (Editorial)
How I Learned To Stop Worrying and Love The Fame
Posted by CMAmos 616 days ago (Editorial)
I stared at the large poster that read: “Fame Wants You!” on the far side of the room for nearly a minute before realising what was going on. Everyone around me had burst into tears; cursing and screaming at the top of their lungs.
“Oh, that’s great! I’m really happy for you! Break a leg in the next round!” Another contestant had wrapped her arms around me, weeping like a pathetic child into.. VIEW STORY PAGE | (Editorial)
“Oh, that’s great! I’m really happy for you! Break a leg in the next round!” Another contestant had wrapped her arms around me, weeping like a pathetic child into.. VIEW STORY PAGE | (Editorial)
Doctor's Recommendations
Posted by KarimJessa (#36) 616 days ago (Editorial)
This is a sequel to the news presentation which was reported in the previous week's bulletin, titled: "Expert Warns of Risk of Death."
For the information of readers who may have missed the previous column, the presentation was given by Lafra Dablawala, PhD (Bakwas Institute, Dodogoro, LOK) who authored the article published in the prestigious "Ghanta Journal of Medicine."
After discussing .. VIEW STORY PAGE | (Editorial)
For the information of readers who may have missed the previous column, the presentation was given by Lafra Dablawala, PhD (Bakwas Institute, Dodogoro, LOK) who authored the article published in the prestigious "Ghanta Journal of Medicine."
After discussing .. VIEW STORY PAGE | (Editorial)
Expert Warns of Risk of Death
Posted by KarimJessa (#36) 617 days ago (Editorial)
The following are excerpts from a news presentation given by the distinguished authority on Health and Medicine, Lafra Dablawala, PhD, of the Research Dept. of Bakwas Institute, one of the world's leading medical universities.
In a special report, the full details of which can be read in "The Ghanta Journal of Medicine," titled: "Death: Who Is At Risk?" the doctor says that results prove conc.. VIEW STORY PAGE | (Editorial)
In a special report, the full details of which can be read in "The Ghanta Journal of Medicine," titled: "Death: Who Is At Risk?" the doctor says that results prove conc.. VIEW STORY PAGE | (Editorial)
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