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DON'T DRINK? . . . DON'T DRIVE!

Posted by AsylumEarth (#33) 624 days ago (Editorial)

Where Else But France . . .

Headline – Telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/Europe/france 21, April, 2011

“French riot police threaten to strike over alcohol ban”

The CRS (Republican Security Companies), which made its name quelling student demonstrators during nationwide disturbances in 1968, has always enjoyed a glass of beer or wine with its meals (apparently also while coming up with their.. VIEW STORY PAGE | (Editorial)

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God plans pestilence in hope of making Michele Bachmann shut the hell up

Posted by Imp (#4) 657 days ago (http://newsthump.com)

God has announced plans to send pestilence the US after his earthquakes and hurricanes were deliberately misinterpreted by Republican presidential candidate Michele Bachmann as a sign to cut federal spending.

The move comes after Bachmann told reporters that Hurricane Irene was just the latest in a series of messages from God proclaiming her as the fiscal saviour of the nation.
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Gadaffi family undergoing Arsenal medical

Posted by Imp (#4) 658 days ago (http://newsthump.com)

Reports are emerging that Colonel Gadaffi and his clan have secretly made their way to the Emirates stadium in the hope of completing a switch to beleaguered north London side, Arsenal.

The news means that Arsene Wenger has been forced into a suitable knee-jerk reaction to strengthen his squad after the mauling at Old Trafford.
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Libyan rebels show early signs of also being lying dicks

Posted by Imp (#4) 665 days ago (http://newsthump.com)

After Colonel Gadaffi’s son, Saif al-Islam, appeared on Libyan television just hours after rebel forces claimed they’d captured him, experts suggested that the rebels might also be lying sacks of shit.

Saif Al Islam Gaddafi spoke of his governments stronghold on Tripoli, and insisted his father was alive and well, all whilst rebels insisted he was still handcuffed to radiator in a rebel compou.. VIEW STORY PAGE | OPEN LINK

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Billionaire Warren Buffett wants to pay more tax, what do you think?

Posted by Imp (#4) 672 days ago (http://newsthump.com)

American billionaire Warren Buffett has criticised the US government for not charging him enough tax, saying he and his fellow multi-millionaires could afford to pay a bit more.

In a piece for the New York times, the billionaire investor said people like him should be taxed to help plug the country’s fiscal deficit.
We sent our reporters out on to the street to find out what you thought about.. VIEW STORY PAGE | OPEN LINK

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Bert and Ernie to continue ‘living in sin’

Posted by Imp (#4) 675 days ago (http://newsthump.com)

The makers of Sesame Street have said that despite significant online support for characters Bert and Ernie to marry, the couple will continue to live in sin indefinitely.

The ‘confirmed bachelors’ have lived together for 40 years and sleep in the same bedroom, albeit in single beds – though speculation is rife as what specialist equipment they keep in their love dungeon.
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