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Western Panic Eases After Chinese Missile Break Apart During Use

Posted by admin (#1) 532 days ago (http://www.mostlylegit.com)

BEIJING – Fears over a growing Chinese military threat have lifted today after reports that several anti-aircraft ballistic missiles have fallen apart during repeat use.The Dong Feng 21D missile was schedule for a test after officials in China sought to give a second demonstration of its military capability, but the planned exercise was halted when missiles abruptly stopped working in mid a.. VIEW STORY PAGE | OPEN LINK

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Thousands of angry male Facebook users left unaffected by porn virus

Posted by Imp (#4) 555 days ago (http://newsthump.com)

Thousands of male Facebook users have registered their disgust at being completely unaffected by a virus that has been displaying images of hardcore pornography in news feeds.

Technology site ZDnet claimed that the linkspam virus was affecting hundreds of thousands of users, leaving the vast majority entertained for literally hours.

“I thought the idea of a virus was that everyone caught it.. VIEW STORY PAGE | OPEN LINK

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Chinese secret services welcome BT’s accelerated rollout of high-speed broadband

Posted by Imp (#4) 571 days ago (http://newsthump.com)

The Chinese government has welcomed BT’s accelerated rollout of high-speed fibre across the UK, insisting it currently takes them far too long to download sensitive secrets over the countries current infrastructure.

Prime Minister of the People’s Republic, Wen Jiabao, commended the telecoms giant offer to install “super-fast” internet speeds to two-thirds of UK premises by the end of 2014, rec.. VIEW STORY PAGE | OPEN LINK

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Web porn blocker would render computers pointless, warn men

Posted by Imp (#4) 590 days ago (http://newsthump.com)

Men have warned that they will no longer have a need for computers unless they can persuade their wives that having unlimited access to pornography is something that benefits the whole family.

With four leading web providers offering customers the option to block adult content at the point of subscription, men have insisted that computers will be transformed from an Aladdin’s cave of cyber-fil.. VIEW STORY PAGE | OPEN LINK

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The Weak : In Technology Aug. 29th - Sept 2nd, 2011

Posted by thegrindery (#31) 620 days ago (Editorial)

The Internet To Be Erased On Thursday
Due to lack of interest and weak usage the Internet will be erased this coming Thursday leaving all traces of a failed system behind.
Carl Holt of ICANN expressed little emotion when giving the news at a sparsely attended press conference last Friday.

“We thought that the Internet would really take off, but unfortunately it has not. Sin.. VIEW STORY PAGE | (Editorial)

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Inspirational Quote

Posted by TheDailyShadow (#2) 628 days ago (Editorial)

This is a fun thing to do - find an 'inspirational' image or a picture with a quote from one of those inspirational type places, and then deface it. Here's one I made earlier.

The whole self-help / inspirational stuff industry can be so pompous and pretentious, its nice to have a go at bursting their bubble from time to time... VIEW STORY PAGE | (Editorial)

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