http://thedailysatire.com/News/taliban-under-hellacious-family-jewels-attack/ The New York Times recently reported a trillion dollars worth of gold and other precious metals has been found in the Afghanistan mountains, the very same mountains where the Taliban is holed up. The U.S.-led Coalition just launched its biggest and fiercest attack ever on that area--Operation Family Jewels. Coincidence? Hmmm. Mon, 12 Jul 2010 10:55:09 CDT en