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A satirical look at the Russian leader Vladimir Putin.
The U.S. military proposes nuking Afghanistan to end global warming. Since ancient catastrophes—exploding volcanoes and huge meteorite strikes—led to Ice Ages by spewing lots of dust into the atmosphere, the Pentagon proposes modern dust-induced cooling by creating their own catastrophe—nuking the Afghanistan desert.
It was bound to happen eventually in this lawsuit crazy world. A porn actress in lesbian films was found guilty of sexual harassment and more for groping and talking dirty to male porn co-workers while all were completely naked in the break room between takes.
A single, 26-year old man remains institutionalized with severe mental trauma inflicted when he first gazed into the adorable blue goo-goo eyes of a friend's newborn baby. He was tragically stricken just as he confronted the infant to complain about the new NO KEG party rules just instituted.
Unemployed and standing on the front porch of his trailer out in the middle of nowhere, a Ph.D. scientist shakes his fists and curses those Big Business SOBs who put him into this predicament. "Thanks a lot, you greedy, low-life, expletive expletives!" Weird thing is, he sincerely means it. He's living the Great American Dream 2010.
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