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Julian Assange granted bail on the condition he remains in prison

Posted by Imp (#5) 526 days ago (http://newsthump.com)

Julian Assange, the founder of whistle-blowing website Wikileaks, has been granted bail in a London court on the condition that he remains in prison for the rest of his life.Prosecutors have two hours to appeal against the judgement, hoping to have this commuted to extradition to Sweden with an eventual death at an undisclosed US penitentiary.The 39-year old Australian is fighting charges relati.. VIEW STORY PAGE | OPEN LINK

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Wales appoint manager who has lost fewer games than Jose Mourinho

Posted by Imp (#5) 526 days ago (http://newsthump.com)

The Wales football team has announced the appointment of Gary Speed as manager, pointing out that he has lost fewer games than Sir Alex Ferguson and Jose Mourinho during his career.Speed takes over as boss of his country with an enviable managerial career which includes just nine defeats, ever.A Welsh FA spokesperson spoke of the appointment, telling us, “We scoured the planet for a manager.. VIEW STORY PAGE | OPEN LINK

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Thin Brummies to be reclassified as endangered species

Posted by Imp (#5) 526 days ago (http://newsthump.com)

After the West Midlands was announced as the most obese region in Europe, thin Brummies have passed the first stage in becoming an endangered species.Figures from the Association of Public Health Observatories reveal that the UK is the fattest EU member and has one of the highest rates of teen pregnancies.These latest teen pregnancy figures have been welcomed by teenage boys everywhere, who congr.. VIEW STORY PAGE | OPEN LINK

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BBC accuses Jeremy Hunt of right-wing bias

Posted by Imp (#5) 528 days ago (http://feedproxy.google.com)

The BBC has this morning accused Culture Secretary Jeremy Hunt of “persistent right-wing bias.”
Even though he has never made his voting intentions public, BBC staff have long suspected that the Culture Secretary is a Conservative supporter.
“We are pretty sure that in the privacy of a polling booth, Jeremy Hunt would cast his vote for a right-wing party – probably the Conservatives,” a BBC spo.. VIEW STORY PAGE | OPEN LINK

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Numerology 2011: What ‘lies’ for you?

Posted by admin (#1) 528 days ago (http://www.thescooptimes.com)

The Scoop Times presents to you all the numerology, astrology and feng-shui predictions for the Year 2011. One of the country’s renowned astrologer Anjaan Batliwala has to say about the different horoscopes:Year 2011 will, in general, be a good year. As the year’s total collaborates to 4 (2+0+1+1), this year will be the best for all the sun-signs. Aries Horoscope: Your private life wi.. VIEW STORY PAGE | OPEN LINK

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No-one notices as Twitter is flooded with drivel by Gawker hackers

Posted by Imp (#5) 528 days ago (http://feedproxy.google.com)

An attack on online gossip site Gawker that led to thousands of tweets containing rubbish that no-one is interested in, went completely unnoticed by users who were too busy sending tweets which contained rubbish that no-one is interested in.Hackers accessed usernames and passwords of 1.3 million Gawker Media users yesterday, leading to a deluge of Twitter drivel that was completely ignored by ab.. VIEW STORY PAGE | OPEN LINK

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