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the mission

Posted by nsadeghi (#738) 7 days ago (Editorial)

-Blue, silver, white, gold, black. 6:30, 19:25, 7:25, 9:00, 23:45.
- Hilarious timing! What do they think we are? Couldn’t they arrange it better than this? Why not set the silver after, say the white at least? Super-low common sense is becoming so common!
- This is not how the top-notch hi-tech system works, you know that. The boss invested a fortune in the unmanned system proposal, and even

50-year-old Australian Man Files Lawsuit Alleging He's The Basis For Sherlock Holmes

Walking after Midnight

Posted by Jsberndt (#738) 167 days ago (Editorial)
My name is Ryan, and I still live at home with my parents, my 18th Birthday was a few months back and I am in the middle of finding a place of my own. I’m lazy, un-motivated, and a compulsive procrastinator, and like it this way.

Tonight is the night of Dan’s party. Dan is not one I would call a friend as much as just an acquaintance, but we were invited through a mutual friend and had no inte

Spider Murderer

Posted by DestinyeNx (#109) 175 days ago (Editorial)
From where she sat, the black creature was a dot on her vision, a minute speck of dark scuffling across the light. Curiosity filled her senses, and she did not let her eyes lose track of the eight limbed creature as she made her way towards where it was continuing its journey into the illumination of the light. Immediately, through pale amber eyes, her minds dice had already began to roll.

Sh

The Revolution Already Happened is a short story satire by Dean Walsh - the editor of this site.

In addition to hopefully being quite funny it is also hopefully an intelligent critique of our relationships with all the technology which surrounds us, by telling the story of a man who realizes that the machines have already taken over without anyone noticing.

It is moslty autobiographical, be

The FootPrints On My Heart

Posted by billpeters (#33) 207 days ago (Editorial)
At first glimpse, having her pass by me, it was like a split-second time out into utopian fairy tale land where she is the only princess. That was Monday.
Walking down behind her, later by noon, walking became a pleasurable thing to do despite the hot sun. I could walk across the globe following her. That was the feeling.
At night i retired, yet an invigorating thought of her, her nea
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