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The Peacekeeper

Posted by deamarjyoti (#1549) 510 days ago (Editorial)

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Joshua Syniki was absorbed in thought. The deep furrows that ran across his receding forehead were tightly drawn and his frowning eyebrows were wet with sweat. A piece of paper rested on the large table before him and by its side stood a golden nib pen held by an expensive platinum penholder. A wooden paperweight, carved in the shape of the Taj Mahal, sat over .. VIEW STORY PAGE | (Editorial)

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Puttin the "X" Back in Christmas

Posted by gusclyde (#1549) 519 days ago (Editorial)

I nearly choked when I read that some of our ultra-conservative Christian Senators and Representatives were complaining about the possibility of the current lame duck session infringing on Christmas. Did they want to "X" out financial relief for the heros who clearned up after 9/11 and now suffer ill health from it? Maybe they wanted to "X" out the Arms Treaty with Russia. I bet if a Congressiona.. VIEW STORY PAGE | (Editorial)

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Anti-baldness drug users given choice in reason they don’t get to have sex

Posted by Imp (#5) 519 days ago (http://newsthump.com)

Young men suffering from baldness have been offered a new choice in the reason why they don’t get to have sex with the introduction of a drug that will provide them with a full, lush head of hair and impotency.
The choice of not getting laid because you’re repugnant to the opposite sex or because you are incapable of getting an erection has been greeted by sufferers of hair loss, who are happy t.. VIEW STORY PAGE | OPEN LINK

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Supermarket dominance could see end of one pound beans, warn corner shops

Posted by Imp (#5) 519 days ago (http://newsthump.com)

As figures showed that the big four supermarkets opened 577 stores last year, independent shop owners have warned that vastly overpriced produce from your local corner shop could become a thing of the past.
Tesco, Sainsbury’s, Asda and Morrisons now dominate the grocery shopping market, making it almost entirely unnecessary for anyone to be legally mugged by an independent shop owner.
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Tory concerns as Lib Dems start displaying signs of independent thought

Posted by Imp (#5) 519 days ago (http://newsthump.com)

The coalition government is facing an uncertain future after three more Liberal Democrats were secretly taped by Daily Telegraph reporters displaying signs of independent thought.
Senior Conservatives are expected to meet to discuss the tapes amid concerns that the hypnotic powers of Prime Minister David Cameron’s enormous shiny forehead are beginning to wear off.
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Vince Cable to retain position in the cabinet, under the stairs

Posted by Imp (#5) 519 days ago (http://newsthump.com)

Business Secretary Vince Cable has had all media responsibility removed from his portfolio, but will retain his position in the cabinet under the stairs and behind all the suitcases at Downing Street.
Cable will be allowed out a meal times, and for an hour of exercise a day, but will not be allowed to speak to anyone who looks even remotely like an undercover reporter after further revelations t.. VIEW STORY PAGE | OPEN LINK

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