NASA scientists concluded a 5-year study on extraterrestrial life today, stating at a press conference that aliens are not awesome, exo-skeletal beings with sweet laser guns and electron-particle shields, but are instead unsophisticated, underdeveloped beings that aren’t even worth talking about..... VIEW STORY PAGE | OPEN LINK
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NASA: Aliens Are Dumb As Fuck | The Grindery
Posted by TheDailyShadow (#2) 14 days ago (http://thegrindery.com)NASA scientists concluded a 5-year study on extraterrestrial life today, stating at a press conference that aliens are not awesome, exo-skeletal beings with sweet laser guns and electron-particle shields, but are instead unsophisticated, underdeveloped beings that aren’t even worth talking about..... VIEW STORY PAGE | OPEN LINK
Sources said he found over missile doing some engineering and then… grrrrpppp
Pakistan’s army chief Ashfaq Parvez Kayani is missing since the successful test of Shaheen 1A. According to sources, before testing the missile Pak president Asif Ali Zardari mistakenly called ‘Fire’ which led to a disastrous departure of Shaheen 1A and Kayani. By mistake, he also got launched with the missile... VIEW STORY PAGE | OPEN LINK
Sachin Tendulkar's six damaged Shaheen 1A in the air
Posted by diggychacha 27 days ago (http://diggychacha.blogspot.in)A ball hit by Tendulkar in the nets damaged Shaheen 1A in the air
Pakistan filed a special complaint with Indian government, asking it to handover Sachin Tendulkar for creating problems in the launch of Shaheen 1A... VIEW STORY PAGE | OPEN LINK
Tips to Sachin Tendulkar before joining as MP to Rajya Sabha
Posted by diggychacha 27 days ago (http://diggychacha.blogspot.in)TIPS FOR BETTER LIVING
Welcome to a Circus where you will not be a Ring Master
Now as Sachin Tendulkar has decided to join the Rajya Sabha of India as a member of Parliament we are happy but sad too as nobody remains unbiased in the game of politics. India Satire’s all the correspondents while giving the thanks to Sachin Tendulkar also provides him some tips to tackle this new role. You may lau.. VIEW STORY PAGE | OPEN LINK
"Prime Minister Manmohan Singh, who is known to just look around at things without responding to real human beings, has been chosen by Google to try out Project Glass – special spectacles with features of a smartphone. PMO has been sent a special pair of glasses, which was worn by the Prime Minister during a parliamentary session for a brief time."
I think most of the British Cabinet must have.. VIEW STORY PAGE | OPEN LINK
Gas Prices Surge To 30 Cents A Gallon In Saudi Arabia
Posted by beachbum81 (#10) 87 days ago (http://inothernewz.com)Gas prices explode to 30 cents per gallon in the oil rich nation of Saudi Arabia. How will they cope?.. VIEW STORY PAGE | OPEN LINK

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