Obama's Diversion Casualties

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Posted by clrcrease (#57) 339 days ago (Editorial)

Former representative Anthony Weiner has become another casualty in Obama’s diversion tactics to keep our attention from real problems. Weiner’s wiener comes out just as we are starting a fourth war, this time, what he tried to keep secret, in Yemen. Since we could not keep it secret the public’s attention had to be diverted. And what’s easier to divert attention than a scrawny, Jewish man’s penis. As the old adage goes about Jewish penises, everyone’s interest is now grabbed by whether or not it is true. In addition to a fourth war we are also breaking the war rights in our “tussle” with Libya. But again, what is more interesting, breaking the war rights act or, is a Jewish man’s penis really that small? I started this article by saying Anthony Weiner is “another” casualty because I believe the first one happened some time ago. I’m not sure if we still remember this because it has been longer than fifteen minutes, but does everyone remember Tiger Woods? His scandal just happened to break as we were adding fifty thousand troops to the Afghan war effort that were originally in Iraq. And replaced those fifty thousand we took out of Iraq with private security contractors. That was a big deal since Obama said he was going to start scaling back, the only two wars at the time, and begin bringing our troops home. To keep the public’s attention away from this issue Obama called on his good friend Tiger. Maybe Tiger lost a bet to him or owed him one on a separate scandal but regardless of the reason, it was his time to take the fall, for the country of course. In between these two were some less important casualties but because of their lack of importance I won’t waste your time with reliving their insignificant sacrifices. So I guess the last question is, who will be next? If you are not careful (or if you are) it could be you. .. (Editorial)

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