A provision in the much maligned No Child Left Behind Act has helped Arne Duncan, United States Secretary of Education, succeed where Jesus Christ failed. What is particularly remarkable is that Duncan’s success came without 140 mile per hour winds, a record storm surge or tornadoes.
At yesterday’s press conference in the white house’s south auditorium, Duncan announced that he had expelled L.. VIEW STORY PAGE |
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Arne Duncan Axes Mississippi and Louisiana: Fourth Grade Reading Proficiency Soars
Posted by bobo 141 days ago (Editorial)
“Half our current president should be cleaning bathrooms in the White House, not using them,” Newt Grinch, GOP candidate for president said today during a nationally televised debate.
To a man, or woman, as the case may be, each of the other candidates lambasted Grinch for his liberal, socialist and progressive bias. “Only half?” the other thirty-seven candidates screamed, taking issue with Gr.. VIEW STORY PAGE | OPEN LINK
To a man, or woman, as the case may be, each of the other candidates lambasted Grinch for his liberal, socialist and progressive bias. “Only half?” the other thirty-seven candidates screamed, taking issue with Gr.. VIEW STORY PAGE | OPEN LINK
An Open Letter to Newt Gingrich and 93 Senators,
Posted by Ardor (#57) 154 days ago (Editorial)
To the Magnificent Newt Gingrich and 93 Senators:
Those who strive to gain the favor of such politicians as you are accustomed to come before them with such things that they hold precious. As a current citizen of the United States, I’m afraid that I do not have much to spare when it comes to monetary restitution for your fine efforts, so instead I give to you the knowledge acquired by a brief.. VIEW STORY PAGE | (Editorial)
Those who strive to gain the favor of such politicians as you are accustomed to come before them with such things that they hold precious. As a current citizen of the United States, I’m afraid that I do not have much to spare when it comes to monetary restitution for your fine efforts, so instead I give to you the knowledge acquired by a brief.. VIEW STORY PAGE | (Editorial)
Newt Gingrich Caught Running For Leader Of North Korea
Posted by admin (#1) 155 days ago (http://www.mostlylegit.com)
PENNSYLVANIA – Republican presidential nominee Newt Gingrich is reported to have cheated on the United States after being found attempting to run for leader of North Korea.
Gingrich is accused of straying from his commitment to becoming US president in an attempt to become leader of the “younger and tighter” communist state despite being in a previously monogamous relationship.. VIEW STORY PAGE | OPEN LINK
Gingrich is accused of straying from his commitment to becoming US president in an attempt to become leader of the “younger and tighter” communist state despite being in a previously monogamous relationship.. VIEW STORY PAGE | OPEN LINK
Rick Perry - Weak (Strong Parody)
Posted by Apocalection 167 days ago (http://www.funnyordie.com)
Rick Perry promises to fight against our gay soldiers, who want to bare back Santa right in front of our children - brilliant spoof of Perry's 'strong' campaign ad... VIEW STORY PAGE |
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The Gaps In My Resume
Posted by caithall (#57) 178 days ago (Editorial)
Thanks so much for taking the time to meet with me. My uncle tells me how busy you are these days what with all the subpoenas and lawsuits so I really appreciate you calling me in for a second interview. I haven’t seen one of those in a while, kind of like a Checker Cab or a liberal Republican. Regarding your valid questions about my employment history, I will do my best to explain what you might.. VIEW STORY PAGE |
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