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And Now A Last Word from Andy Rooney

Posted by adamzero (#129) 564 days ago (Editorial)

AND NOW A LAST WORD FROM ANDY ROONEY

You know what I hate about death? Dying.

Basically, we human beings are just rotting meat on a skeleton. All seven billion of us.

Even Steve Jobs—he just died you know. The rich die the same as the poor. They just get fancier funerals.

You know, when I was a war correspondent during WWII, I saw a lot of guys die. It was nothing like Hollywood--"Sav.. VIEW STORY PAGE | (Editorial)

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