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Some 40 years after being humiliated due to a lost bet to fans of his arch rivals, a guest director exacted the ultimate payback — an obscenely choreographed marching band halftime show during this year's game against that hated enemy... VIEW STORY PAGE |
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The American public's greatest fears were exposed this morning in a joint session of Congress when President Obama surprised lawmakers with a 7th grade basic economics pop quiz. With an average score of only 12 out of a possible 100 points, the world now knows for certain that the elected members on Capitol Hill are financially dumber than a box of rocks... VIEW STORY PAGE |
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NBA superstar LeBron James today admitted that his announced move to the Miami Heat was a huge April Fools joke. He's actually staying in Cleveland, and he considers his last month's actions to have been an audition for his next career as a daytime soap opera actor... VIEW STORY PAGE |
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