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A certainly unintended side-effect of the US Transportation Safety Agency's new, more extensive anti-terrorist pat-down is sudden orgasm for little old ladies as the inspector's hands reach sensitive private parts. Flying nuns seem particularly susceptible... VIEW STORY PAGE | OPEN LINK

Some 40 years after being humiliated due to a lost bet to fans of his arch rivals, a guest director exacted the ultimate payback — an obscenely choreographed marching band halftime show during this year's game against that hated enemy... VIEW STORY PAGE | OPEN LINK

The American public's greatest fears were exposed this morning in a joint session of Congress when President Obama surprised lawmakers with a 7th grade basic economics pop quiz. With an average score of only 12 out of a possible 100 points, the world now knows for certain that the elected members on Capitol Hill are financially dumber than a box of rocks... VIEW STORY PAGE | OPEN LINK
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Seemon County's three-time Man of the Year and America's only full-time professional sperm donor, Jack Kinghoff, was left unable to perform after breaking his massive, muscular, dominant left arm last weekend. The tragic injury occurred when Jack, having climbed a tree to get a peek into a nuns' "Just As I Am" nude prayer vigil, was struck by a priest falling from higher up... VIEW STORY PAGE | OPEN LINK

NBA superstar LeBron James today admitted that his announced move to the Miami Heat was a huge April Fools joke. He's actually staying in Cleveland, and he considers his last month's actions to have been an audition for his next career as a daytime soap opera actor... VIEW STORY PAGE | OPEN LINK

Test tube babies, considered by some as freaks of nature or even partially inhuman, have at last won a long and difficult battle for equality and acceptance. Worldwide greeting card manufacturers and florists, the holiday czars, have just proclaimed every August 3 to be Test Tube Baby Day. .. VIEW STORY PAGE | OPEN LINK
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