WOLF BLITZER: WELCOME to our debate on issues of interest to the Surrealist community. Candidates, I want to remind you that ALL of your responses must be in the form of an absurdist non sequitur.
RON PAUL: Don’t worry, I’ve got it covered.
WOLF: The first question goes to Michelle Bachman. Representative Bachman, when Canada’s on fire, does the United States glow?
MICHELLE BACHMAN: Wo.. VIEW STORY PAGE |
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Posted by abstractplane (#2023) 630 days ago (http://bit.ly)A group of drunk Netflix workers was spotted in an area TGI Fridays and left behind the following eye-opening diary:
June 13 – Stuffed red envelopes with DVDs
June 14 – Stuffed red envelopes with DVDs
June 15 – Another busy day of stuffing red envelopes with DVDs. Mr. Rodriguez says that if I keep up the good work, he may promote me to the film removal tables soon.
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