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September 8, 2011 07:07:31pm
abstractplane just submitted the article The League of Surrealist Voters Republican Presidential Debate
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September 2, 2011 04:59:33pm
abstractplane just submitted the article Diary of a Netflix Worker | Gather
WOLF BLITZER: WELCOME to our debate on issues of interest to the Surrealist community. Candidates, I want to remind you that ALL of your responses must be in the form of an absurdist non sequitur.

RON PAUL: Don’t worry, I’ve got it covered.

WOLF: The first question goes to Michelle Bachman. Representative Bachman, when Canada’s on fire, does the United States glow?

MICHELLE BACHMAN: Wo.. VIEW STORY PAGE | (Editorial)

A group of drunk Netflix workers was spotted in an area TGI Fridays and left behind the following eye-opening diary:


June 13 – Stuffed red envelopes with DVDs



June 14 – Stuffed red envelopes with DVDs



June 15 – Another busy day of stuffing red envelopes with DVDs. Mr. Rodriguez says that if I keep up the good work, he may promote me to the film removal tables soon.



Ju.. VIEW STORY PAGE | OPEN LINK
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