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Posted by Barrywilldorf (#21) 138 days ago (Editorial)
“You’ll have to pry my cold dead hands off my sweater vest,” NRA President Rick O’Shay said today as he fondled a moth-eaten woolen object that looked to be tartan plaid. “It’s been in the closet too long and we’re just glad that Santorum had the balls to pull it out. You know, this is one sweater that really stands for the right to bare arms, something we’re all for. It’s a shame that no one was.. VIEW STORY PAGE | (Editorial)


After repeated demands for him to detail the ultimate objective of his campaign to require candidates for public office to swear an oath never to collect taxes, Grubby Ouldquest, the super-lobbyist that some have called “king-maker” finally admitted today that his real mission was to restore feudalism.

Holding a copy of the U.S. Constitution, Ouldquest pointed to the Preamble. “Look at thi.. VIEW STORY PAGE | (Editorial)

Apparently a local health authority in eastern Sweden have reason to believe that amputated limbs can grow back on their own!

But rather than announcing this miracle to the world's scientific press they have chosen a rather unusual way of revealing this amazing fact to the world - by denying an electric wheelchair to a diabetic man who had both his lower limbs amputated on the grounds that th.. VIEW STORY PAGE | OPEN LINK
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If your appetite was wetted by the 101 Funny Newspaper Headlines post on The Daily Satire's Funny Lists blog then you might like this ebook.

I started looking for the funniest / best ever weird news stories after being inspired b that post, but instead of starting the mammoth task of putting somethi.. VIEW STORY PAGE | OPEN LINK

Yes, you did read that title correctly. After a large rainfall many areas of Washington and Oregon have been suffering from flooding recently. Not good for a lot of people. But for fish, it means a new found freedom to go where no fish has gone before. In Mason County, Washington, live salmon can bee seen crossing this road in large numbers. But the fish aren't the only ones having fun - these do.. VIEW STORY PAGE | OPEN LINK

This weeks funny news in pictures includes 6 stories - four of which link to other youtube videos and two which just feature weird or interesting pictures. The highlights include a ballerina squirell who dances in perfect time to classical music, a woman having a 'blonde moment' and trying to go the wrong way on an escalator, and an alien corpse found in the fridge of a Russian woman who claims t.. VIEW STORY PAGE | OPEN LINK
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