Washington, D.C. In a move that military analysts are calling the greatest re-think of U.S military doctrine in the last one hundred years, the Pentagon announced today that it is to re-locate Afghanistan to the continental United States. Said a Pentagon spokesman ‘ It has become clear to our policy formulators that fighting a ‘War on terror’ halfway around the globe is putting a huge strain o.. VIEW STORY PAGE |
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China Bans Time Travel/Fantasy For Television and Film
New guidelines issued on March 31st by the State Administration of Radio, Film and Television in China discourages plot lines that contain elements of “fantasy, time-travel, random compilations of mythical stories, bizarre plo.. VIEW STORY PAGE | (Editorial)
Headline – Hong Kong, China (CNN), March 31, 2011 -
China Bans Time Travel/Fantasy For Television and Film
New guidelines issued on March 31st by the State Administration of Radio, Film and Television in China discourages plot lines that contain elements of “fantasy, time-travel, random compilations of mythical stories, bizarre plo.. VIEW STORY PAGE | (Editorial)
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