War On Terror Rebranded

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Posted by TheDailyShadow (#2) 433 days ago (http://www.telegraph.co.uk)

Suprise news coming out of London today led to the 'War On Terror' being rebranded 'The War With Terror' as a new breed of Islamic Jihadi warriors set off from Britain to join the Libyan rebel's struggle for freedom and democracy, which may soon be bolstered by forces from Britain, France and other nations after the UN voted in favour of a resolution to authorize armed intervention against Gadaffi.

Sam - a muslim teenager from London whose only experience with a gun so far has been playing the Wii, was radicalized through social networking site facebook. He has now arrived in his parent's home country hoping that he will be able to find a terrorist training camp to get some practice in before anyone starts shooting at him.

When asked for an official response a foreign office spokesman told me "I'm confused", but I soon managed to get a proper response from an older collegue of his who worked with the Mujahadeen in Afghanistan during the pre-Taliban days, and who told me "These Jihadi's can be quite useful if someone gets them fired up and pointed in the right direction, its just that they don't stop fighting after they've won. I think the key is in all the virgins they get offered. Maybe we should start an appeal? Where's Susan Boyle when you need her"... OPEN LINK

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