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Empty seats deliberate to symbolise Olympic theme of ‘money talks’, confirms Lord Coe

Posted by Imp (#4) 293 days ago (http://newsthump.com)

The empty seats seen at many venues in the opening days of the London 2012 Olympics are merely a deliberate illustration of how the modern Olympic games are all about money, claims Chairman Lord Coe.The sight of empty seats has been a feature of the television coverage across the globe, forcing Lord Coe to come out and explain it was part of the plan all along.“It’s aspirational.̶.. VIEW STORY PAGE | OPEN LINK

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Euro 2012 racists admit they must ‘improve’ after waiting two days for UEFA rebuke

Posted by Imp (#4) 345 days ago (http://newsthump.com)

Racists across Ukraine and Poland have admitted they need to ‘up their game’ after their latest outbursts at a Dutch training session took two days to be acknowledged by Uefa officials.Despite chanting at black players in front of Dutch team officials, spectators, reporters and television cameras, the delay in any official acknowledgment from Uefa has left racist groups insisting they.. VIEW STORY PAGE | OPEN LINK

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Nokia to Bury New Phone Under An Avalance

Posted by TheDailyShadow (#2) 288 days ago (http://worldnewscurator.com)

Nokia has announced their decision to bury their yet to be unveiled new Windows 8 smartphones under the avalanche of publicity which is sure to follow the unveiling of the iPhone 5 in September.

A Nokia spokesman told The Daily Satire:

"Please don't include my picture. I don't want my family to know that I work for Nokia"

When coaxed on the issue of the new Windows 8 Phones he told us:
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Mitt Romey's Past Membership in Rap Group, Wealthy With Attitude

Posted by hellerrocks (#38) 288 days ago (Editorial)

Mitt Romney’s Past Membership in Rap Group, Wealthy With Attitude
(“WWA”), has come back to haunt him

The Washington Post has recently reported details from Governor Mitt Romney’s past that may derail the presumptive Republican candidate’s goal of the White House in the 2012 Presidential Election. Quoting a variety of anonymous sources, the Post has reported that while a student at the Harva.. VIEW STORY PAGE | (Editorial)

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First Academy Awards Celebrates Best Actor In Blackface, Biggest Jew Nose | The Onion

Posted by TheDailyShadow (#2) 363 days ago (http://www.theonion.com)

The Onion reflects on Bette Davis’s film debut as a piece of chocolate cake, Lindbergh’s historic flight across the Atlantic Ocean after decades of disastrous test runs with dog pilots, and the opening of the first McDonald’s with a young Grimace just starting out as a cashier... VIEW STORY PAGE | OPEN LINK

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Man Arrested for Bad Special Effects

Posted by TheDailyShadow (#2) 363 days ago (http://www.youtube.com)

You've heard of the fashion police? Well now it appears that the UK also has the 'bad special effects' police after a 52 year old man was arrested by police in Gloucestershire, England, for making an obviously fake youtube video with really bad special effects of him blowing up a car.

We have been here before. It seems like every other day someone gets arrested for a joke on twitter or a stupi.. VIEW STORY PAGE | OPEN LINK

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