Having a job sure is great isn’t it? Is that the alarm? Yay! It’s 7am! Dum-dee-dee. Sitting on this crowded bus is mighty swell. Oh, someone sneezed in my face. Ha ha ha! What a gas. Dum-dee-dum-dum. Where’s the quarterly sales spreadsheet? Right here boss. Five pounds for Jane’s leaving present? Gee-wiz, I only spoke to her twice, but here you go! Dee-Dee-Dum-Doe. Is that clock going backwards?.. VIEW STORY PAGE |
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Dole Models: The unemployment crisis
Posted by thelondonite (#57) 282 days ago (Editorial)A Self-Proclaimed Clever Teenager Who’s Plan To Stay In Bed Almost Worked
Posted by ghawkins101 (#57) 351 days ago (Editorial)
I told my mom that I had the devil inside of me. She said, “Oh, yeah.” I said, “Mom, you need to hire an exorcist, and I need to lay in bed, which means no school because I wouldn’t want the demon in me to show itself at school, because then I’ll be outcasted for the rest of my time there. I can’t go back to school until the exorcist is able to get the devil outta me. I can feel it mom. I ca.. VIEW STORY PAGE |
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Obsessive, Compulsive, Deductive
Posted by Shaun_Avery_1982 (#19) 336 days ago (Editorial)
Think media couples live perfect lives of glamour, lives to aspire to? Think again . . .
Obsessive, Compulsive, Deductive
I’m still half asleep when I hear the drill start to roar.
He’s been in the next room since the divorce, but the walls here are paper thin, and I know what he’s up to. So I roll slightly to the side and try to open my eyes as I shout out, ‘already?’
He makes .. VIEW STORY PAGE | (Editorial)
Obsessive, Compulsive, Deductive
I’m still half asleep when I hear the drill start to roar.
He’s been in the next room since the divorce, but the walls here are paper thin, and I know what he’s up to. So I roll slightly to the side and try to open my eyes as I shout out, ‘already?’
He makes .. VIEW STORY PAGE | (Editorial)
Honest logos
Posted by TheDailyShadow (#2) 302 days ago (http://www.behance.net)If there was any justice in the world at all, if the world was as it should be according to me, then this would be the next big internet meme. This honest logos page is a series of logos from big companies that have been doctored to show a more honest, or in some cases just more amusing, vision of the company.
If I had any creative talent at all I would be straight off to create some of my own.. VIEW STORY PAGE | OPEN LINK
The Blind Date
Posted by Achini (#57) 318 days ago (Editorial)
Wearing the most abominable face that anyone could ever think of, Dale sat in front of the mirror while the hairdresser did her hair. They’ve sent her a hair dresser, someone to do shopping with her though she could’ve done it herself, a make-up artist and a driver. So much of commitment for one night, and Dale wasn’t even happy with it.
The whole idea was her mother’s; to which her sister add.. VIEW STORY PAGE | (Editorial)
The whole idea was her mother’s; to which her sister add.. VIEW STORY PAGE | (Editorial)
Kim Kardashian Is The Paradigm of the 21st Century
Posted by rachelcullen (#57) 129 days ago (Editorial)
I have a bone to pick with you, America. You see, we all gave such glowing accolades to TIME magazine for naming their person of the year The Protester. Sure, I guess, protesters were kind of important game changers in 2011. Sure, they risked and sacrificed their lives in an effort to promote change.
This is all well and good, but we all know who really deserved the honor, and it wasn't that Tu.. VIEW STORY PAGE | (Editorial)
This is all well and good, but we all know who really deserved the honor, and it wasn't that Tu.. VIEW STORY PAGE | (Editorial)

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